Because honestly, I don't know ( Read more... )

When in a good mood, Bossman likes to yank on the chains of telemarketers. And we've been getting a butt-load of telemarketers lately. So Coworker R and I like to put said telemarketer on hold and ask him, "You want to screw around with a telemarketer ( Read more... )

No. Seriously ( Read more... )

*shrugs* I am having an emotionally detached kind of day. Stuff that should be pissing me off, just, isn't. And believe me bossman hurls enough crap at me to give me good cause. Especially when he's in a foul mood where nothing I'm doing is right. Like today *rolls eyes ( Read more... )

Earlier today a girl called up asking if we could print some files for her portfolio. Coworker R gave her his email address and told her to go ahead and send the files. Turns out they were pictures for her modeling portfolio... of her in a veeeeery skimpy bathing suit ( Read more... )

I am like bone-weary, head-doesn't-feel-attached-to-body tired/migrane-y right now. I woke up this morning and felt completely disconnected from everything, and that was BEFORE I took any allergy meds (which I need to take because I am sneezing liek WOAH without them). I think it's compounded by Mother's Day (which was a little bit weird for me; ( Read more... )

So work is slow today, which is a yay when I've come thiiiiiiis close to shooting up the place in homicidal rage for the last three weeks. Not only that, but bossman isn't here ( Read more... )

Cause every time I do? My day goes to shit. Bonafied crap ( Read more... )

Hai guise ( Read more... )

Guess who has a snow day? THIS GIRL DOES ( Read more... )